I AM A NUT! Really I am! NOT!

Peanut, Almond, Acorn, Cashew, and  Walnut are all together and the NUT is asked to stand up! It goes something like this:

Now that we have the visual the Real Spartacus, I MEAN NUT, is Acorn!!! The rest of them ARE NOT nuts, they are simply impostors! Cashews, Almonds, and Walnuts are Drupes and Peanuts are legumes. Hey don't feel bad I was duped by these impostors for a LONG time! Now go spread the word, don't let these importers fools us any longer!